older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.
it effects everything.
being trans is easier when youre white.
being gay is easier when youre white.
being disabled is easier when youre white.
being a woman is easier when youre white.
being autistic is easier when youre white.
oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.
you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.
never forget this.
three things:
1. it’s true
2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt
3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this
Some serious, concerning thoughts about Breath of the Wild 2
If Zelda is travelling with us, can we still go full Goblin Mode, running naked setting the plains on fire with a torch as she looks on with Extreme Concern?
If we can play as Zelda, can she go full Goblin Mode?
CAN WE PLAY BOTH AT THE SAME TIME AS THE FULL GOBLIN MODE DUO WE DESERVE?
it’s that time again and i’m going to be opening emergency commissions. I’ve had to put the rest of my money towards medication for my family and will not be getting another paycheck for two weeks, with bills due on the same day, and I have concern I will not have enough to meet this deadline. If you’re interested in a commission, feel free to contact me here, through email, or on discord. Alternately, if you have the means to spare any amount of money I would greatly appreciate any donations that could be made, even if just a dollar.
My email is shelbylefrancois@hotmail.com, and my discord is do you believe in gravity?#3988
as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”
We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”
I haven’t kept up with reading, I dropped it after the scrawny twink’s backstory was revealed. I mean before that it was already… too much. It glorifies abuse, its like true crime fandom meets fujoshis. But I heard it ended with the ugly big dude and the scrawny twink getting killed or something.
my DM when they’ve set up a complex story-rich session that involves sneaking into an elite walled off city through the sewers and breaking into the restricted library section and stealing an illegal book but i and my guild partner get lost in the sewers for 3 hours and upon exiting into the city at 2 AM we break into a bathhouse and ruin their pool washing off our shitty sludge
“we should leave some money to cover the damages. can we assess the cost?”
“sure. fine. roll intelligence to assess the damage you’ve caused to this bathhouse”
“we rolled a 2 and a 4”
“you have no fucking idea how much this will cost to fix. you have ruined the door and all the water in the bath”
“is this the nice part of town?”
“yes these are rich people”
“it was direct action then”
I am familiar with DND and just started playing it myself but I read DM and thought OP meant District Manager and I was like wtf